"Lebowskisms" in casual conversation

[BLF_Walter]

We here at BLF HQ or the BLF HQ Bums, as we like to call ourselves, along with many other Achievers all try to use Lebowskisms in our everyday conversation. What we want to do is to create a list of some of the best, and most obscure ways to thread those "Lebowskisms" into everyday casual conversations. For example some of the BLF HQ Bums have started to automatically respond "That's a bummer, man" when a situation is going bad. We also find BLF HQ Bums saying "Fuck it, let's go bowling" whenever things get a little tough. Another office favorite that gets tossed around, like Bunny Lebowski after the cable gets fixed, is: Fuckin' bunch of amateurs. So help us out by posting a few more of your favorite ways to work "Lebowskisms" into everyday casual conversations. If you need some help check out this site we found that has the entire script on-line http://lebowski.allwoolentertainment.com/fullscript.php Remember, It's like Lenin said, you look for the person who will benefit. And uh, uh, you know, uh.

[Achiever69]

Man I find myself working Lebowskisms into just about every conversation I have! My fav and probably the simplest of all the quotes to work in are: "You're outta your element", "Over the line", " "Phone's Ringing, Dude." and "Fuckin' A"! One time, I was out on the town with a few of my friends you know tryin' to find a special lady friend for the night. We went into this dive bar on the edge of campus. A Real shit hole! The type of place that smells like vomit round the clock. Anyway; it was are lucky night for it happened to be the end of hell night for one of the sororities! My friends and I joined into the fun and games. I happen to stike up a conversation with some of the newly inducted sisters. It went something like this: Me: "Hey, what's your name?" Sorostitute#1:"Oh I'm Jenna." Me:"Hey Jenna, I'm the Dude." Jenna: with a look of confusion: "The Dude?" Me: "Yeah they call me the Dude, so that's what you call me. You know, That, or his Dudeness, or Duder, or El Duderino, if, you know, you're not into the whole brevity thing." Jenna smiles:"They call me BJ." Me: "I'm just gonna go find a cash machine." Jenna a look of confusion falls over her face, then she smiles: "Oh, Why do you need a drink we have a keg! You guys can drink with us for nothing!" Me: "I'm slammin them tonight, then. You guys are dead in the water!!" Jenna: "what?" Me: "obviously your not a golfer.".....To make a long story short this went on all night. It was very possibly the best night out of my college career! Oh, and to answer your question, I did find out that night why they called her BJ!

[BLF_Walter]

@Achiever#69 I call Bull shit! Mark It zero! lol That is one amazingly fantastical story my friend. If it did go down the way you described it, wow. if not still a cool story and Yeah, well, you know, that's just, like, my opinion, man.

[Achiever69]

@BLF Walter- Yeah man, it really tied the room together-- It is all true. I dated the girl Jenna for a few months. I think she was a tad slow!

[Achiever69]

At the park today I was talking with a local Buffalo political hack. He was going on and on about securing the borders and illegal immigrants. I was able to work in How ya gonna keep 'em down on the farm once they've seen Karl Hungus.

[BLF_Walter]

@Achiever69- That is just awesome! I almost pissed myself when I read that but hey, at least I'm housebroken.

[BLF_Walter]

Last season a few Achievers went on a Sabres Road trip to Detroit for the game. We were all in Sabres sweaters and gear. So of course we were being harassed by the Red Wing fans. One guy was mouthing off to the group. He was getting pretty vulgar. Without skipping a beat one of the Fellow Achievers turned his head and said Calmer than you are. !!! The guy froze. He had nothing after that. It was almost as if all the air was just knocked out of him by a mighty Blow to the gut! Four simple words Calmer than you are. took away this mans power. We lost the game put had a good time.